Sore Thoughts
What’s an Audax?
An
audax is not a race, and it’s not a led ride. Riders have a
time limit to cover a route, following the directions and passing
through the ‘controls’. Usual distances are 100k, 200k,
300k, 400k & 600k; minimum overall speed generally 15kph,
including stops - sometimes slower on 100k’s. There’s no
support or broom wagon. There will be hills, but very hilly rides
(grimpeurs) are listed as such.
You’ll see all sorts of
bikes, trikes and ‘bents, but a light tourer with a triple
chainring is favourite. It helps to have the route sheet attached to
your bars. A ‘MapMount’ from the CTC shop is ideal.
Start
with a 100k, maybe a 200k if you’re very sure of yourself.
Enter well in advance, and trace the route to see where the hills
are. Clean your bike and check it over. Make sure you know how to get
to the start, and get your kit ready the day before.
Arrive at the
start in good time (at least 30mins if you haven’t entered).
Don’t start to hard - try to find someone to ride with at a
pace comfortable for you. Don’t waste too much time at
controls, but make sure you eat and drink. And don’t lose your
place on the route sheet (easier than you think). If in doubt, wait
for someone to catch up with you and check with them. The old hands
start slow and finish fast - very fast. You might find yourself
dumped when it turns out that sweet old dear is a veteran
time-trialist. Usually when you’ve been chatting, and not
following that route sheet.
On Maps:
If
you’re riding on road with a group or on an audax, you really
don’t need to carry umpteen OS 1:50,000 maps. If you get lost,
it’s often easiest to ask a local, who is probably a - deep
breath - motorist. And can’t make head nor tail of your map,
partly because the nearest town isn’t on that sheet. They - the
maps, not the motorists - aren’t much use in towns, when you
need to navigate ring roads or cut through pedestrian areas.
If
I’m planning a route, I use OS Tour, 1:100,000. Very good
coverage on each map, an index, town plans, pubs and garden centres
(for tea stops). No contours, but ‘arrows’ on the
nasties. Even all the cycle routes. Like an old Barts (stet) map, but
without the shading. All you need. Count the contours when you get
home.
For back-up on a day ride, download from multimap (see
links). If you have a programme which handles graphics, you can paste
and overlay to cover your area, then ‘scale’ to fit it on
the page. An A4 will cope with most day rides or 100k audaxes, But
unless you’ve got a laser printer, you’ll get that Wicked
Witch moment if it rains.
For longer events, I use pages torn from
a ‘Maxi Scale’ road atlas, 2.4 miles to the inch. Cheap
and replaceable, enough to get you back on course or to the nearest
civilisation.
On Luggage:
Why
do so many cyclists spend a fortune on a lightweight bike, then carry
kilos of gear on a day ride? Yup, you need a couple of tubes, a
waterproof, and basic tools. For overnights, some spare batteries, a
headtorch. Pump & lock on the bike, wallet and ‘phone in
your pockets. Wear the right clothes to start with and you won’t
need spares - your waterproof can double as a windproof layer. Arm
and leg-warmers can go in your jersey.
My medium Ortllieb
saddlebag (1.3 litres) was fine for a 400k. So why two
panniers?
On Lighting:
If
you do serious amounts of night riding out of town, a Schmidt hub
dynamo powering a B&M ‘standlicht’ front is unmatched
- probably with a Cateye LED rear. The Lightspin bottle dynamo has
negligable drag, but it can slip, especially in slush. Then it all
goes dark.
I now use an cheap and simple Nordlicht bottle on my
fixed. The ‘replacement’ ring slips less than the
original. The drag isn’t really that bad, it’s just the
sound gives that impression. For my Condor, I have a pair of Cateye
HL500’s under the bars. Great ouput (not LED), terrible burn
time. But totally reliable. Use lithium ion batteries for
all-nighters and below freezing. LED rears. Knightlite Konflux goes
neatly on your mudguard, but not waterproof: If it gets wet, it comes
on and won’t switch off.
Petzl Tikka/Zipka gets best head
torch award.
A reflective waistcoat shows up wonderfully in car
headlamps, far brighter than any lights. Technically, it’s a Hi
Viz waistcoat to EN471 Class 2. Polester mesh & velcro closing.
They’re available cheaply from builders’ merchants or
Health and Safety suppliers (like Key Industrial).
More (much,
much more) on lighting on the AUK website.
Some
Reading material:
Zinn & The Art of Road Bike
Maintenance. Leonard Zinn. Velo Press.
By far the best manual for
modern road bikes. Worth having even if you take most repairs to the
shop. Doesn’t cover canti or v-brakes.
The Long Distance
Cyclists’ Handbook. Simon Doughty. A&C Black
An
excellent guide from an AudaxUK rider. Kit, training &
nutrition.
Cyclecraft. John Franklin. HMSO.
How to ride.
Read it. You don’t know it all.
From the Pen of
J.B.Wadley. Adrian Bell. Mousehold Press.
Great journalism from
the ‘Glory Days’ of cycle sport. Not just for racing
fans.
Need for the Bike. Paul Fournel. Bison Books
Strange
and captivating. Highly recommended(by me).
Some
alternative bike shops:
Support your local bike shop
when you can - you’ll miss it if it goes.
Hard to Find
Tel:01296 747377 1pm to 4pm Tue/Thur/Sat
No web, no e-mail, no
credit cards. But all those bits they say you can’t get
anymore.
Whiskers
Tel: 01707 875448 All day
Tue/Thur/Sat
Best for 8/9 speed parts, especially Campy, and bits
recently out of production
Bike & Run
www.bikeandrun.co.uk
Tel: 020 8815 1845
My local. Please can I have a discount?
Bike+
www.bikeplus.co.uk
Used to be the CTC shop. Tour and audax specialists.
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